Boston: land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of pretty much everyone famous. We caught up with a few natives and told them that you were on the fence about coming for the 4th of July. Here's what they had to say:
Barbara Walters said, "Meh frevred brurbrs fuh thre mruvrah brubra. Ver mrbras phrubras phrufvas?!?" (Yeah, we couldn't understand either.)
"Coming to Boston would be wicked smaaaaht." No truer words have been spoken than these by Ben Affleck.
Marky Mark, excuse us, Mark Wahlberg had this to say: "It's such a good vibration. It's such a sweet sensation." After which he dropped his pants. If this makes you less amenable to coming, please disregard.
When asked why he would never spend the 4th of July anywhere other than Boston, former President George H. Bush responded, "Just wouldn't be prudent."
Matt Damon: "Anyone who's anyone comes to Boston for the 4th of July!" Girl: "He he, you're so funny Matt." (Okay, so we couldn't actually get close enough to these two to ask, but you can imagine what it would be like if we did.)Famous people always tell the truth. Do what they say and come to Boston for the 4th of July.
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